March - April 2007

Interesting Thoughts on Cycling

“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
- Comedian Emo Philips

“The bicycle is a curious vehicle. It’s passenger is it’s engine.”
- John Howard

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
- Charles M. Schulz

“The world is my church, the wind in my ears is the choir and my handlebars are the altar I pray at.”
- ZCubed

“Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind. It requires the same effort at the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.”
- Helen Keller

“Cats don’t like riding on a bicycle. .no matter how much duct tape you use.”
- Anonymous